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Annoying/Fun Stuff To Do During The Movie

How To Be Annoying And Have A Lot Of Fun During The Movie Willard In Thirty Easy Steps

.. Say "Tear it up!!" loudly whenever Willard says it.
.. Talk about the characters as if they are your friends, referring to Willard as 'Will'.
.. Whenever Willard's mom is on screen, talk like Gollum.
.. Eat rat food. Offer it to the person sitting next to you.
.. Pretend to be shooting Mr Martin whenver he yells at Willard.


.. The first time you see Willard, say "Who's that guy?? It's George McFly!!"
.. Say "Tear it up!!" loudly whenever Willard says it.
.. Moan every time Willard says "Tear it up."
.. Secretly touch yourself throughout the movie.
.. Brux all the way through the movie.
.. Stand up and describe the connections between the movie and Hamlet. Say that Mr Martin is really Claudius and Willard is Hamlet himself. Say that Socrates is Ophelia.
.. When Willard's mom says "When will you find yourself a girl??" and then the towel comes off Socrates, say "There's his girl!!"
.. Talk about the characters as if they are your friends, referring to Willard as 'Will'.
.. Whenever Willard's mom is on screen, talk like Gollum.
.. When Ben nibbles at Willard's mom's corpse, bite the person next to you.
.. Eat rat food as you watch. Offer it to the person sitting next to you.
.. Pretend to be shooting Mr Martin whenver he yells at Willard.
.. Stand up and yell "DO ME, WILLARD!!" every time he is onscreen.
.. When Mr Martin comes onscreen, screech and jump behind the sofa.
.. Complain loudly that Willard doesn't take off his shirt enough.
.. Bring your pet rats to the movie. Kiss them every five seconds. If anyone asks, say "They'll do anything I tell them...."
.. Whenever Willard looks remotely like he's turned on say "Hey - he's coming!!"
.. Sing along to 'Ben' during Scully's death scene.
.. Laugh loudly at anyone who gets upset when Scully dies.
.. Watch it in period underwear. Put rats in your bra cups.
.. Say all the lines before the characters say them (this annoys anyone, during any movie).
.. At your favourite moment in the movie, start passionately making out with the person next to you. When they wrench away in fear, apologise and explain that you thought they were Crispin Glover.
.. Get very excited and run about shouting "Tear him up tear him up, TEAR HIM UP!!" during Mr Martin's death scene.
.. Explain to everyone in detail how the rats are eating Mr Martin's intestines.
.. When Cathryn appears, yell "BEE-ATCH!!"
.. Then attack the person next to you. When they run away screaming, apologise and explain that you thought they were Cathryn.
.. Before you watch, get naked apart from a rat tail and rat ears. If anyone asks, explain that you are Socrates, but in human form. Then whimper whenever Willard is onscreen.
.. During the movie, read aloud an NC-17 rated Virgin!Willard fic. Preferably your own.
.. During the movie, sketch an NC-17 rated drawing of Willard and yourself, or Socrates, or George McFly, or anybody. Then proudly show everyone.
.. At the end of the movie, lie back on the sofa/bed/seat/whatever and moan "Ooohhh Willard that feels sooo good...."
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