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11:53am 29/05/2006
  I come with my first contribution to the community (fanart coming soon, I promise!). Icons! Some aren't exactly the best quality, but I did what I could.

[x] If you take any, please credit
[x] If you edit any, please post them in your comments, I'd like to see them.

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02:11pm 06/05/2006
  Intro post... This movie (2003 version) was the first movie I saw in theatres without parental supervision when I had just turned 13, so 'tis a special film to me. I recently watched it again and now I'm hooked... I don't exactly have any contributions for the community right now, but you can definitely expect some art from me eventually, and maybe fanfiction. So, um, hi.  

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Ratman's Notebooks & some graphics 
05:49pm 22/04/2006
  Hey, it's been kind of quiet here. . . doesn't anyone like Willard anymore? :(

Anyway, I recently read Ratman's Notebooks, the book Willard was based on. Has anyone else read it? I was so delighted to find it in my school's library.

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Oh, and I'm sharing this wallpaper I made a while ago:

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You can find it and other Willard stuff at my graphics journal. In case you don't feel like looking for it, click here to see all the entries with Willard graphics.

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10:09am 26/11/2005
  Yay, I'm bored.
Here is a drawing of Willard/Crispin Glover I drew awhile back.

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06:16pm 30/10/2005
  I hope this is okay
I started a Laura Harring Community (laura__love)
I have no idea why someone hasn't started one before now

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04:36am 17/07/2005

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09:27pm 20/05/2005
mood: frightened
I am sorry, but I could not resist. This is not fanfiction, this is a thread on the SomethingAwful forums that...well, if you live near the OP, put out some really big rat traps very soon.

The Black Science Institute Brainstorming Thread.

OP's post:

Jan 11, 2005

Amazed by human absurdity I have recently perfected my army of electric wire eating rats. I stuffed grain into hollow wire and fed the rats by tossing these cables into their nest. After a year and 3 months I now have over 400 rats that assume food cames from inside electric and CAT5 wiring.

A second test group has been trained to eat through automobile tires in their neverending search for food. I had some problems with noise, as tires popping 4 times a day can get a bit old, but now that I give them low pressure tires it's less of a problem. I've also found just patching the tires and reusing them works fine, and the grain inside the tires even help the patching process.

Where should I release my rats for maximum disruption?

Anyone else have projects running?

Other information:

narby came out of the closet to say:
What the christ. You own 400 rats?

Of course not, I keep them locked in storage units that I rent under fake names. When it comes time to release them I'll probably just open the doors and run for the hills. Not very scientific, I know, but I'm on a limited budget.

Ænima came out of the closet to say:
Are you using the white lab rats or their feisty norwegian ancestors?

These here rats are genetically engineered super rats that can jump up to 6 feet in the air. I found a few in a pet store, surrounded by the corpses of the wuss rats that were unlucky enough to be confined with them.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Dr. Lemon-Fresh came out of the closet to say:
As a doctor, it is my professional opinion that the correct application of black science would be in the field of putting rollerskates on things that should not have rollerskates.

That is quite an interesting idea there, Doctor.

Mayhaps some kind of reptile? They scamper a lot, therefor they wouldn't accumulate enough traction on a sleek surface to get anywhere.

Edit: If we can craft enough of the skates and build a little rat sized skate arena for them to learn in, I'd be willing to add skates to the automotive attack rats. Then they could attack cars at red lights and escape on their wheels of paw. I'm afraid too much time in a ratrink would cause them to crave Ace of Base though.

ETA: Watch for rats on rollerskates.

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Willard/May Fandom 
11:42am 02/05/2005
  I was introduced to the movie, "May" by some fans of "Willard." Incredible movie, and Angela Bettis gave an oustanding performance, akin to our lovely, dear Crispin Glover. From the uncanny similarities, I fell in love with the idea of a Willard/May pairing, and this community was born...

Heart Strings-



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pen and ink 
10:42pm 10/02/2005
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08:58pm 08/02/2005
mood: ecstatic
I am now a [very] proud owner of a Willard dvd!
My friend let me borrow her Willard VHS for a week (starting last Tuesday) after a moment in class when she saw my phone (which had a picture of Crispin Glover as George McFly for the background) and she said "Hey! That's Willard!" and then I started saying things about how badly I wanted to see that movie (I hadn't seen it yet!), so she decided that I could borrow it. I fell in love with it (of course I did, it's Crispin Glover -- what's not to love?) and have watched it a lot in just a week's time. I decided that I then must buy it on DVD so I could watch it whenever I felt like it, and I just now had the chance to get to Borders to buy it. The cashier was interesting; she said she had never seen it but everyone had recommended it so I said "Oh, yes, it's terrific! You absolutely must see it, it's fabulous," and then she told me how she had pet rats and she was the Year of the Rat and stuff and she had a whole rat theme going.

Hopefully I convinced her to go see Willard...

[I'm also new to this community. I've watched the community for a while and joined a few days ago, and this is my first post. My name is Hilary. -extends hand- Marvelous community you've got going here. I've got several ideas for some fanfiction running through my head, if I'm lucky enough to find enough time and inspiration to get them written down I'll post them. :) And perhaps once I have Adobe PS working again, I'll try my hand at some Willard icons.... ]

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n00b fanart. 
12:29am 27/01/2005
  ripped stitches and it is exposed-
what fuels my furtive frightened psyche
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06:46pm 19/01/2005
  Author: Rather Shy
Pairing: Willard/OC
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue - me no own, you no sue.
Summary: Post-Willard, kind of an AU. I just wanted our Willard to get some sex, hee. I'm a sad case and it is probably terrible. Please feel free to leave any con-crit.

Crossposted at ratpr0n and do_me_willard

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04:43pm 18/01/2005
  Am dithering over whether to put up my Post-Willard NC-17 rated fic - set in the mental hospital.... basically a PWP.... he has sex with a girl.... and that's about it. It's one of those wish-fullfillment fics, I just wanted Darling Willard to get some action *giggles smuttily*.

Well.... does anyone here want to read it??

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04:52pm 17/01/2005
  I didn't realise nobody could see my work.
Here they are properly.

Teaser -

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Showing off!! 
05:52pm 16/01/2005
mood: ecstatic
Come back, ratpr0n!! PLEASE!!
I have some fun stuff to share.

Teaser - Beg Me

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I am so clever.

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Annoying/Fun Stuff To Do During The Movie 
06:18pm 30/12/2004
mood: accomplished
How To Be Annoying And Have A Lot Of Fun During The Movie Willard In Thirty Easy Steps

.. Say "Tear it up!!" loudly whenever Willard says it.
.. Talk about the characters as if they are your friends, referring to Willard as 'Will'.
.. Whenever Willard's mom is on screen, talk like Gollum.
.. Eat rat food. Offer it to the person sitting next to you.
.. Pretend to be shooting Mr Martin whenver he yells at Willard.

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I got it!! 
01:08pm 29/12/2004
mood: ecstatic
I finally got the DVD!!
It's very much okay to love Willard, right??



.... I'm Rather Shy ....

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02:26pm 22/12/2004
mood: enthralled
Why hi.
I'm new....
Last week I suddenly, unexpectedly became a pervy Crispin Glover fancier. My brother had Back to the Future I on while I was trying to do my art coursework, and after protesting because I couldn't concentrate, I looked over and realised how pretty he is!!
So then of course I had to watch Willard. And oh god, it was the best movie I've seen since.... ever.
After a lot of searching I found this community. So here I am!! And there will hopefully be a lot of fanfiction from me.
Paws, quivers and sniffles.

.... I'm Rather Shy ....

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I know Socrates' gender! 
06:57pm 16/12/2004
mood: accomplished
I'm suprised you didn't find it yourselves, but if you look in the scene where Willard is looking through his fathers things and puts the knife to his wrist, he picks up Socrates after he saves him and you can clearly see his.. underside.. Go on everybody, look for yourselves ^^;

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Drabble and ficlet 
11:58am 05/12/2004
mood: cheerful
Hello. I wrote these pieces a while ago but finally got the courage to post them in here. I began the drabble first, but it grew, so I ended up with a ficlet as well.

Title: Living Patterns
Rating: G
Notes: 100 words exactly.

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Title: Rat King
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Boethius was a philosopher who lives from about 480 to 525 CE.

His castle is nothing but a house.Collapse )

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